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NEW something special for yourself or a Friend. Now you can get a Unique, One-of-A-Kind, Life's Lessons Poem in 21st Century Style. This Western Style, 8 x 10 or 8½ x 11 inch, Custom Printed, Portrait or Landscape Style, Life's Lessons Poem is entitled, "Cowboy Rules For Living" and has a silhouette picture of Cowboys out on the range with a pale yellow background. This Beautiful Poem is printed in Black and has No Foil lettering. To view the Poem below, click on the picture you want to see then click on the lettering of the enlarged picture to see the printing clearly. |
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 Portrait Style, No Foil lettering 8 x 10 inch $ 3.05
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Landscape Style, No Foil lettering 8 x 10 inch $ 3.05
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8.5 x 11 inch $ 4.05
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8.5 x 11 inch $ 4.05
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The Poem comes to you flat in a white protective envelope. Frame not included.
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The Poem says, Cowboys Rules for Living - To Live yer Life right, you gotta get a few things straight - 1. Pull yer pants up . . . You look like an idiot. 2. Turn yer cap around . . . Your head ain't crooked. 3. It's call a "gravel road" and I drive a pickup truck because I want too. No matter how slow you drive that thang, yer gonna get dust on yer Lexus. So speed up or get the heck outta the way! 4. Those critters there are called Cattle, that's why they smell like Cattle. They smell like money to us so, "Get Over It." If you don't like it you can take Hiway I-10, I-40, I-70 or I-80 that goes east and west, or take Hiway I-15, I-17, I-25 or I-35 that goes north and south, or take Hiway "I-Don't-Give-A-Crap" and get the heck outta here! 5. So you have a $60,000 car. Wow, we're impressed. But we have a $250,000 Combine that's driven only 3 weeks a year. 6. Every person in the Wild West waves at strangers. It's called being Friendly. Try to understand the concept. 7. If that dang cell phone rings while a bunch of Geese, Pheasant, Ducks or Doves are comin' in during the hunt, WE'LL SHOOT THAT PHONE RIGHT OUTTA YER HAND. You better hope you don't have it up to yer ear at the time. 8. We open doors for Women, regardless of age. It's called, "Respect." Another new concept. 9. College and High School Football is as important here as the Giants, the Mets, the Lakers and the Knicks, and a dang site more fun to watch. 10. Turn down that blasted car stereo! That thumpity-thump crap ain't music anyway. When You Receive It, all you have to do is Frame this Life's Lessons Poem in the beautiful frame of your choice. Or keep it in the white envelope, in a place close to your Heart. You Can't Get These Just Anywhere So Don't Wait, Get Yours Today! See our other Keepsake Certificates and Poems for Sale here on our Web site. Special Instructions When you are Notified the Poem has been mailed, if you do not receive it in a timely manner, we request that you notify us first by email, before anyone else. We are happy to work it out with you :-) ** CAUTION ** Keep the Poem away from direct sunlight and heat. The Foil lettering is heat pressed onto the Poem and may release from the paper if exposed to sunlight or heat. For this reason Please DO NOT place Poem (even when framed) above heater vent, in front of a window or in a Vehicle on a hot day. Return Policy We Do Accept Returns on our Poems. Please return the item, undamaged, in the original packaging, shipped flat between two pieces of sturdy cardboard. We will refund your purchase price, less the mailing cost as soon as we receive the Poem. Payment and Shipping We welcome payment with Credit Card through Paypal, other Paypal Services, or Pay by Mail (email us your Order and say you are paying by mail) with a Personal Check (with 10 BUSINESS day waiting period), Money Order or Cashiers Check, in U.S. funds. Buyer pays U.S. Priority Mail with Delivery Confirmation postage/handling cost of $5.95. International First Class Mail shipped Worldwide $5.95. We Welcome International Buyer's :-) Each Poem is mailed inside a white protective envelope that is placed between two pieces of sturdy cardboard and securely taped to make it rigid for delivery. This item will ship approx. 1-2 BUSINESS days after customer payment clears. We will notify you when the Poem is mailed. Allow another 2-3 BUSINESS days for Priority Mail delivery. International First Class Mail shipped Worldwide (delivery time varies depending on destination, could be up to 45 days.) If you have Any Questions, Just Email Us at Dana@DesignsbyDana.com and we will be happy to respond :-) Thanks For Stopping By to see this Spiritually guided Poem, Cowboy Rules for Living. We hope you have a Great Day :-) :-) :-) Please Click on buttons above to choose a color of foil lettering and to pay with Credit Card or other Paypal services. Thank you :-) :-) :-) |
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